Here are the facts:
I really want to try out red hair. It wouldn't even be a dramatic red, it'd be Emma-Stone-Easy-A-Red. I truly, honestly, whole-heartedly, deeply believe that I could pull it off. Sure, my hair now looks good on my head, but I've done my waiting. 21 years of it.

Here's the obstacle:
My mom is entirely convinced this is a bad idea, and as I'm sure most of you know, a mother's opinion holds the greatest weight.

Here's where you come in:
Sign this petition if you, too, believe I could pull off a brownish-red 'do. I'd tell you to sign it regardless of what you think, but in my best efforts to give my mother accurate information, I'm restricting signatures to those in favor of ma new lockz.

Thank you so much. Your support is intimately valued by me.

Keep pounding,

Lizzie