As a live out on a Pell Grant paying nearly $4000 in dues, there is only one thing I yearn for on the daily: a good Jewish bagel. It’s been so long since I’ve been able to reminisce on my childhood days with a warm, crispy, soft, and versatile carbohydrate. I cannot afford them on my own as I am currently paying my tuition. I would be forever grateful. Please. It’s my only wish.
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Elle Rudin
2 years ago
let those big backs eat
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BriMamisay
2 years ago
crazy.
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Anonymous
2 years ago
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two households unalike in dignity
(in fair LA where we lay our scene)
in modern grudge breaks to typical mutiny
where civil ADPis make civil hands unclean
from forth the fatal bagels of these sisters
a pair of star crossed ADPis grow in hunger
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Bagel basturd
2 years ago
Born out of wedlock, indeed I was
Never received attention
Not even a hug
But in my darkest days
The bagels were there
I’d hang them from my ceiling
And give them a stare
The cream cheese would drip
Onto my teets
Mouth watering goodness
Taunting my teeth
But now I’m forsaken
No longer allowed
To eat at my leisure
I feel like a cow
Where art thou? My bagel?
Where art thou, indeed?
Where art thou? My bagel?
That I so desperately need?
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Anonymous
2 years ago
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Coming from a concerned father-
This is absolute blasphemy that my daughter spends my hard earned money on dues and cannot indulge in a bagel. I will not stand for this. Expect payments to stop next quarter.
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Muhammad N Naqvi
2 years ago
LET THE LIVE OUTS EAT BAGELS NOWWWW
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Bagel boar
2 years ago
My name is exactly what I feel like when I’m being shamed for downing a bagel.
I feel like a fat whore
They call me the bagel Boar
Never “do you want some more?”
What are they prepping for?
Because trust me the end is near
Head my warning as I shed a tear
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I hungry
2 years ago
No bc wtf why am I being bagel shamed? Atp I’m gonna start shoving them up my ass like bro i’m diabetic
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Anonymous
2 years ago
BAGELS FOR EVERYONE 2k24-2k25
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anonymous
2 years ago
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it has been days since the euphoric sustenance of a bagel. “why am i not to have a bagel?” i weap, “what are my dues for, if not for bagels?” dear sisters head my warning, let us enjoy the ravishing delight of bagels.
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Daquan Michaels
2 years ago
Us brothas need to eat!!
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anonymous
2 years ago
mama wants a bagel
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Anonymous
2 years ago
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idk they're paying live-out fees this year I will eat one less bagel so they can have it idfk
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Adriana
2 years ago
Me want bagel
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Ava Shandrow
· petition starter
2 years ago
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This is ridiculous. Getting shamed for eating. Way to perpetuate sorority stereotypes.
As a live out on a Pell Grant paying nearly $4000 in dues, there is only one thing I yearn for on the daily: a good Jewish bagel. It’s been so long since I’ve been able to reminisce on my childhood days with a warm, crispy, soft, and versatile carbohydrate. I cannot afford them on my own as I am currently paying my tuition. I would be forever grateful. Please. It’s my only wish.
let those big backs eat
crazy.
two households unalike in dignity (in fair LA where we lay our scene) in modern grudge breaks to typical mutiny where civil ADPis make civil hands unclean from forth the fatal bagels of these sisters a pair of star crossed ADPis grow in hunger
Born out of wedlock, indeed I was Never received attention Not even a hug But in my darkest days The bagels were there I’d hang them from my ceiling And give them a stare The cream cheese would drip Onto my teets Mouth watering goodness Taunting my teeth But now I’m forsaken No longer allowed To eat at my leisure I feel like a cow Where art thou? My bagel? Where art thou, indeed? Where art thou? My bagel? That I so desperately need?
Coming from a concerned father- This is absolute blasphemy that my daughter spends my hard earned money on dues and cannot indulge in a bagel. I will not stand for this. Expect payments to stop next quarter.
LET THE LIVE OUTS EAT BAGELS NOWWWW
My name is exactly what I feel like when I’m being shamed for downing a bagel. I feel like a fat whore They call me the bagel Boar Never “do you want some more?” What are they prepping for? Because trust me the end is near Head my warning as I shed a tear
No bc wtf why am I being bagel shamed? Atp I’m gonna start shoving them up my ass like bro i’m diabetic
BAGELS FOR EVERYONE 2k24-2k25
it has been days since the euphoric sustenance of a bagel. “why am i not to have a bagel?” i weap, “what are my dues for, if not for bagels?” dear sisters head my warning, let us enjoy the ravishing delight of bagels.
Us brothas need to eat!!
mama wants a bagel
idk they're paying live-out fees this year I will eat one less bagel so they can have it idfk
Me want bagel
This is ridiculous. Getting shamed for eating. Way to perpetuate sorority stereotypes.
please.
We’re hungry