With the retirement of David Letterman just announced, the search for a replacement by CBS has already begun. With the competition stronger than ever before, they will be looking for a young, dynamic, interesting individual with the skills of communication that will make you hang on every word, and then talk about it the next morning at the watercooler. With that in mind, we believe there is only one individual that can keep and enhance Letterman's ratings. Clearly, Lester Green (aka Beetlejuice) is America's choice. Please sign this petition, and ask your friends to support this movement.