Make Me The "Labyrinth 2" Glitter Guy
Even since I, Mia Marlotte, a humble college freshman from St. Louis, saw the original "Labyrinth", I envied whoever was paid to throw glitter onscreen, showering David Bowie in a cloud of shimmering magic. "Labyrinth 2" is rumored to begin production soon. If this is true, I can finally live my dream of being a professional glitter-thrower. Please sign this petition so I can make myself known to the production team and pursue my one true purpose in life.