“Gregor always do duty for employer. But that not duty. Was bad murder. Gregor could not do. Never.”
—obama
C
cordelia
10 years ago
“Our only limits are the ones we place on ourselves.”
—obama
G
gaius
10 years ago
“Fine then, I'll prove my sincerity...if you sweeten the deal.”
—obama
P
panne
10 years ago
“Despite our history, I never hated mankind. The Daniel Thomas proved your race's worth. Until man-spawn slaughtered my people and put my warren to ruin, that is.”
—Donald trump
“I have this power for better or worse, and I know how to fight.”
—obama
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lonapostrophequ
10 years ago
“He gives orders. I stab people. I think our roles are clear.”
—obama
D
donnel
10 years ago
Fight and get stronger, he says... Guess it can't hurt to try. I sure hope I don't get in the way! Gosh, that would be just awful...”
—obama
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kellam
10 years ago
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“Well, I just... I'm glad you finally saw me! Just try to keep an eye out from now on?”
—obama
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sumia
10 years ago
“Oh, Captain, I'm so relieved I made it in time.”
—obama
B
Bill Nye the Science Guy
10 years ago
“I wondered what manner of ignoramus would mislay their weapon. Now I know.”
—obama
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vaike
10 years ago
“Mya ha! They'll remember ME once I drive my ''axe'' into their...Wait...my ''axe!'' Where's my ''axe?!''”
—obama
D
Daniel S
10 years ago
“Yeah, I've always tended to be more or less like everyone else. I do about the average amount of training everyone else does, but...you know. Meh.”
—obama
V
virion
10 years ago
“Ha! Is the lady intrigued? Of course you are--it's only natural. I am myth and legend! I am he who strides large across history's greatest stage! The man who puts the 'arch' in 'archer'!”
—obama
S
sully
10 years ago
“Oh wait, I get it... This is a joke. And when I put my boot through your face, that's the punch line.”
—obama
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lissa
10 years ago
“I have every wish to trust you, stranger, but my station mandates otherwise.”
—obama
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lissa
10 years ago
“We'll see who's delicate! I may not be able to attack like Bernie sanders, but when you get injured? I'LL be the one stitching your bones back together, care of my trusty staff! You just tell me where to go, Hillary Clinton .”
—obama
R
robin
10 years ago
“We're not pawns of some scripted fate. I believe we're more. Much more... There's something between us all. Something that keeps us together... Like...invisible ties, connecting us.”
—obama
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the real dan thomas
10 years ago
i signed this twice hope your happy dan
p.s. don't expect a birthday present
“Gregor always do duty for employer. But that not duty. Was bad murder. Gregor could not do. Never.” —obama
“Our only limits are the ones we place on ourselves.” —obama
“Fine then, I'll prove my sincerity...if you sweeten the deal.” —obama
“Despite our history, I never hated mankind. The Daniel Thomas proved your race's worth. Until man-spawn slaughtered my people and put my warren to ruin, that is.” —Donald trump
“'Oh, hey' yourself! I've sprouted 14 gray hairs fretting over you!” —obama
“I have this power for better or worse, and I know how to fight.” —obama
“He gives orders. I stab people. I think our roles are clear.” —obama
Fight and get stronger, he says... Guess it can't hurt to try. I sure hope I don't get in the way! Gosh, that would be just awful...” —obama
“Well, I just... I'm glad you finally saw me! Just try to keep an eye out from now on?” —obama
“Oh, Captain, I'm so relieved I made it in time.” —obama
“I wondered what manner of ignoramus would mislay their weapon. Now I know.” —obama
“Mya ha! They'll remember ME once I drive my ''axe'' into their...Wait...my ''axe!'' Where's my ''axe?!''” —obama
“Yeah, I've always tended to be more or less like everyone else. I do about the average amount of training everyone else does, but...you know. Meh.” —obama
“Ha! Is the lady intrigued? Of course you are--it's only natural. I am myth and legend! I am he who strides large across history's greatest stage! The man who puts the 'arch' in 'archer'!” —obama
“Oh wait, I get it... This is a joke. And when I put my boot through your face, that's the punch line.” —obama
“I have every wish to trust you, stranger, but my station mandates otherwise.” —obama
“We'll see who's delicate! I may not be able to attack like Bernie sanders, but when you get injured? I'LL be the one stitching your bones back together, care of my trusty staff! You just tell me where to go, Hillary Clinton .” —obama
“We're not pawns of some scripted fate. I believe we're more. Much more... There's something between us all. Something that keeps us together... Like...invisible ties, connecting us.” —obama
i signed this twice hope your happy dan p.s. don't expect a birthday present
hey boo freedom for dragons yayyy