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Kick Woodwinds Out of Band

Kick Woodwinds Out of Band

Closed — 28 supporters Verified

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Jeffrey E.
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Andrew
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Ham
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Sam s.
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Ryan P.
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Thara D.
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Lauren M.
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Shane
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Ayden S.
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Started by Emma boughton 6 years, 10 months ago
This is a petition to kick all the woodwinds out of band because the OSU marching band has no woodwinds and they’re really good.

Updates

November 12, 2019

I have been hearing from plenty of people who finally agree that the brass section deserves to dominate the field without all that extra noise. We are currently preparing a formal letter to the directors to show them the real standard for a professional ensemble.

November 12, 2019

Seeing this kind of momentum feels like a validation of everything I have felt during those long rehearsals. It is clear I am not the only one who thinks our sound needs a drastic change to reach that level of precision.

17 Comments

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Tyler McCarthy
6 years ago Featured

flutes are literally useless on the field you cant hear them over the trumpets anyway just get rid of them

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Jessica Park
6 years ago Featured

bruh just let them all quit already

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Sam s
6 years ago Featured

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Jeffrey Epstein
6 years ago

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Andrew
6 years ago

Yes

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Ham
6 years ago

I am a woodwind and I agree that we don’t need us

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Ayden Stuckey
6 years ago

I like Turtles

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Anonymous
6 years ago

Bruh bet