KFC,

Please give us what we've all been asking for...

You got any white bread?

We're on a mission from God.

We don't want those excuses: "I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts!"

Yes? How are your salads? The salads are fine...

8 drumsticks, 8 thighs - do you seen the light?

8 ribs, 8 keels - do you see the light?

8 wings - HAVE YOU SEEN THE LIGHT?

40 pieces of the best damn chicken in the state.

I've always loved you.

So please, please give us 'The Blues Brothers Combo': 4 fried chickens and a coke.

And God bless the United States of America!

PS. And some dry white toast please.