Let's Keep the "Mutant" in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Michael Bay is going to ruin the franchise of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!
Michael Bay is planning to produce a new, live-action version of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." But, if he has his way, he may need to change the name to "Not So Mutant" Alien Turtles. Definitely less catchy.
The director told a crowd recently at a New York event that instead of the series fans have loved about a mutant strain of turtles from earth who are obsessed with pizza and turn into two-footed creatures thanks to some transmutant goo, Bay's reptiles will simply be an alien race.
As first called out on a blog, Bay explained his vision for the 2013 remake: "When you see this movie, kids are going to believe, one day, that these turtles actually do exist when we are done with this movie." Wha? And then, "The turtles are from an alien race, and they are going to be tough, edgy, funny, and completely loveable."
Fans can be on the lookout for the new, probably explosion-filled, action-packed alien version of "TMNT" that is scheduled to open December 25, 2013."
If Michael Bay destroys this classic, he will surely be sacrificed for his mistakes.
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