Keep Lewis Ginger!
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We all know and love Lewis Wheatley, his quick wit, his seductive charm, and his beautiful ginger hair. If we do not act soon, an atrocity will be upon us. Lewis and Communists (mainly Lewis) want to change his powerful auburn fuzz into short blonde towers of oppression. So rise up fellow citizens, rise up and make your voices heard!
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