Keep the Duggars on TLC

Keep my show on the air! Otherwise I might have to get an actual job!

Not for nuthin' but youz guys are gettin poled in dis! I want to personally offer my services as an auto body man to your family to get ya car lot back up and running as well as ya personal vehicles... Well, some of ya personal vehicles. Maybe the pretty young girlses cars. Yeah, I wanna fix their chassis.

fuck off you bunch of pedophile lovers

I wish I could vote for this comment more than once!

I'm signing so this cautionary tale can continue.

Thanks. This really takes the pain away. But not totally, do you happen to have anything for pain in that furry purse? Usually, I wouldn't ask. Like many homophobes, I prefer tha penis.

Heh heh heh, yeah I've seen them. http://www.pencilnecks.com/Laura.html

Hello, this is Dr. Laura, and I promote traditional family values including wishing that gays would just go back into hiding in fear and shame, waiting until marriage for sex (for the women), and wives being submissive to their husbands. When I was younger, I had sex with my boss and he took photos of my hairy vagina and perky breasts. Now I tell people who enjoy orgasms that God is unhappy with them, and second marriages with children are SHAMEFUL. The family is important, preserve it despite your own discomforts and complaints. Choose poverty over happiness, and if you have a disagreement with your mother, be sure to laugh it off when her rotting corpse is found dead and rotten and alone. Please keep the Duggars on Television so Conservative Values can be preserved. I'm Dr. Laura, and Go Do The Right Thing!

I want more little boys.

NOT SO FAST... I know YOU'VE read the Old Testament. I touched my sister first, and BEST. And you're our descendents. How do I taste?

I fucked my sister, no big deal. Read all about it in Genesis. Abraham fucked Sarah, his sister. Lot boned his daughters. This is what god wants for us. Stop judging!

Josh, I know this is your moment to shine, and Imma let you finish, but I'm the best family-member-toucher of all time. OF ALL TIME.

Is it wrong that I think Josh Duggar is kind of sexy? He has that whole Kinky Suppressed gay man thing going on...

Jimbob Duggar gets a boner when he changes diapers, but it is okay because 1) he is likes anal stimulation and 2) he has an inverted penis and 3) when he gets a boner, it inverts into his body, turns inside out, and comes out of his butthole, giving him anal stimulation. Then Michelle hovers her vagina over his inside out Wand of Jesus, and it shoots forth milky Godliness into her fertile litter box.

Look Josh, I know that all christians are sexual reprobates, but stop doing fucked up shit in my name. Now excuse me while I yoga my foot hole over my penis so I can masturbate.

What Josh did wasn't so bad. Shamooonnuh! Heehee!

the duggars? More like my-sister's ass DIGGARS. 19 sexually exploitable subhumans and counting.

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good day mate, why in the shrimp's barbie would you want to remove the duggars from television? they help pedophiles everywhere feel better about themselves. jesus forgives all, he gave josh his daughters and we trust him with his daugters. alone. with a wife who was trained as a toddler to obey by having her thighs smacked with a ruler. this woman will protect her children from sexual abuse, all church people keep children safe and protect them from buggery, mates. no man of god has ever molested a child, and the ones who do never do it again, sstudies show. they stop after the time theyre caught for.

please keep it on until the finale when we get to see michelle's hanging labia and her gaping maw of a birth canal it looks like mama june's forklift foot, and responsible for just as much child rape we love michelle and jesus and god and jehovah and huckabee and michael keaton but as beetlejuice