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Keep Milli Hill as Keynote Speaker at Midwifery Conference

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HUSBAND
4 years ago

My wife says, I have more hair on my BALLS then on my HEAD!

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Dirk
4 years ago

The Borg collective turned Sharon Horrocks into a tactical drone, she was fat and big when she was human. She has big tactical armor over her chest and shoulders and they grafted big Borg abs on her stomach. I get horny licking her Borg abs. I have the hots for Borg women!

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FATHER
4 years ago

When I was bring my shiiit stain son, and his ass hole friend home from dinner, I had a brain fart! I couldn't remember where I LIVED! I drove around and around but couldn't find MY HOUSE! Little scrotum suckers couldn't stop laughing!

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SURGICAL PROCEDURES
4 years ago

After being injected with nanoprobes, victims are taken to an assimilation facility, where they undergo major surgical alterations to complete their assimilation and become a full Borg drone.

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BUBBA
4 years ago

For my high school science project I just did a loud wet fart. Teacher gave me a complete zero!

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SEYMOUR
4 years ago

SOMEONE HELP ME! Sharon Horrocks is going to sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey! Sharon pulled her pants down, she's wearing her size 6XL beige thong! Bl*nkey is scared to death of Sharon's fat ass in a thong about to sit on him. I told Sharon, I only want skinny sexy women sitting on my baby bl*nkey! Bl*nkey cried to her fat ass, I will not comply! As Sharon sat down, bl*nkey cried again, I will not comply! Sharon's fat ass completely crushed bl*nkey! Sharon's butt smell is getting bad on my bl*nkey! When Sharon got up, my baby bl*nkey looked like squish gum stuck to the chair, Sharon's poo, pad, and wipes butt smell is really bad on my dead baby bl*nkey☹️☹️☹️

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SEYMOUR
4 years ago

Aunt Debbie is going to sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey! She pulled her leather skirt down, she's wearing her LEATHER PANTY! She likes to coordinate her underwear with her pants, bl*nkey is twitching, seeing aunt debbie's ass in sexy LEATHER PANTY! Aunt Debbie sat down and crushed my yellow baby bl*nkey! When aunt Debbie wiggles around on bl*nkey her LEATHER PANTY crunches, my bl*nkey can't resist aunt debbie's sexy ass in a sexy panty sitting on him.

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Phil
4 years ago

We live in a society where time is more important than God or family. And we're overpowered by blind what's its--

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Bruce
4 years ago

I got drunk. I called Martinez an ass hole. I said I didn't trust him no more ☹️

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CURIOUS
4 years ago

Where's the ALBINO taking the elderly, black people and queers?

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SAD
4 years ago

They'll be quickly taken to the ALBINO'S EXTERMINATION FACILITY ☹️

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Fekkish
4 years ago

In case you wanted to know, I got my sperm in my wife's VAGIINA.

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DARION BASCO
4 years ago

My wife sm*cks me when I sn*ff where she just sat!

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Moesha
4 years ago

Got a big date with Roscoe! Better wear my crotchless thong and easy access dress!

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COOLEST FAGGOT
4 years ago

OY! Heidi Klee. This country is about us now, faags, transgenders, FUUUCK YOU!

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Fekkish
4 years ago

When I'm attracted to hot women, I like to sniiff them. Most notably their butts!

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Fekkish
4 years ago

When I'm attracted to hot women, I like to sniff them. Most notably their butts!

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Heidi Klee
4 years ago

Trans rights means the erasure of women's rights, the erasure of women.

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Hayley
4 years ago

Keep her

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Rebecca Buckingham
4 years ago

This isn’t 1984. Don’t deplatform people for questioning language