We the fans are speaking out on this extreme injustice.

This major disturbance in the force MUST be stopped at all costs!

Search your feelings Kevin. You know this is wrong.

I KNOW the Dark Side has cookies but don't go, It's a trap!

By signing this petition, I am a Human Being, and a fan of the Kevin Smith Beard, and I am BEGGING you not to shave it off!

The beard is in it's own right, an iconic part of Kevin Smith. Without it, he may suffer the same hair cutting effects as Sampson. The magic and mysticism that is Kevin Smith has it's power rooted into the Beard, and as such, should not be shaved. To do so would inhibit the creativity and therefore put an end to Kevin Smith movies as we know them.

Save Kevin's Beard!