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Keep "fresh and slunky meme's" on the Air

Keep "fresh and slunky meme's" on the Air

Closed — 25 supporters Verified

Final supporters

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Nigger F.
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Penisman
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Sean R.
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Martin H.
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Scott M.
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Elizabeth K.
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sam m.
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Lucas B.
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Sven
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meme
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Started by Daniel Khan 11 years, 4 months ago
Memes are dead. I don't know, or want to know, what currently exists in its place. However without it, I don't think I'd want to live on this Earth anymore.


Please save my life and countless others by signing this petition. We only need to hit 500!!!!

Updates

March 11, 2015

The corporate suits at the network decided they knew better than us and tried to bury our culture. I am tired of watching them kill everything that actually makes this world worth living in for the sake of their boring bottom line.

21 Comments

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Tyler Fisher
11 years ago Featured

fucking pathetic if this gets taken down. slunky is the only reason i check my phone during class

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Brendan Lambert
11 years ago Featured

BRING THEM BACK OR RIOT. literally cancer without the slunky memes

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Nigger F. Aggot
11 years ago

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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Scott McConnell
11 years ago

tfw

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Elizabeth Kim
11 years ago

pls

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sam morris
11 years ago

yh

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Lucas Buvinic
11 years ago

Nice meme

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El Meme
11 years ago

meme

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