Our great friend, Mistress Karmen Juanita Temple, has decided to relocate to South Carolina to find love. Although we support her and her decisions, statistics show she is wrong, as there are more single men in Northern Virginia per capita than all of South Carolina. Due to these findings, we petition she stay here and find a man in her current location; therefore, she can keep her friends and her much needed support system. Please sign this petition to KEEP KARMEN HERE. We love her.