As Dan McCoy, noted television writer and podcaster, once said: "I can attest that [Kalan] hates everything young people like."
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Reached 250 supporters
October 4, 2011
October 2, 2011
The momentum is undeniable. Kalan belongs in that chair.
Reached 100 supporters
September 28, 2011
8 Comments
we need someone to complain about modern life on tv again. elliott is the only choice.
I really need to hear him grumble about smart phones for 5 minutes every week.
elliott has the perfect grumpy energy for sunday nights. miss the curmudgeon vibes.
his rants are legendary. put him on 60 minutes already.
PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN. watching the flop house made me realize he is the only guy for this.
I like it when words sound like other words
I like it when words sound like other words
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As Dan McCoy, noted television writer and podcaster, once said: "I can attest that [Kalan] hates everything young people like."
Updates
Reached 250 supporters
October 4, 2011
October 2, 2011
The momentum is undeniable. Kalan belongs in that chair.
Reached 100 supporters
September 28, 2011
8 Comments
finally some good news. the man was born to complain about stuff.
we need someone to complain about modern life on tv again. elliott is the only choice.
I really need to hear him grumble about smart phones for 5 minutes every week.
elliott has the perfect grumpy energy for sunday nights. miss the curmudgeon vibes.
his rants are legendary. put him on 60 minutes already.
PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN. watching the flop house made me realize he is the only guy for this.
I like it when words sound like other words
I like it when words sound like other words
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finally some good news. the man was born to complain about stuff.