I told my wife, I represent PERFECTION! Something she is not.ctonight I sleep on the couch!
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ENDICORE
5 years ago
My wife said she's really tired of my SUPERIORITY COMPLEX. I told her, it's not a complex, dear, it's a FACT!
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Rebecca GArbowski
5 years ago
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People are disgusting. They should suffer the same fate as the animals they abuse. I'm hungry.
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Rebecca GArbowski
5 years ago
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People are disgusting. They should suffer the same fate as the animals they abuse.
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PARENT
5 years ago
I don't want CRITICAL DILLDO THEORY taught to my ass hole son!
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JOSHUA PETER HORROCKS
5 years ago
I've been expelled from U.F.C! I use to be a borg drone, instead of fighting my opponent I injected my assimilation tubules into his neck, he got weak and I helped him to the ground and he started turning pale. Guess you're not suppose to assimilate your boxing opponent!
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Domingo
5 years ago
My son is retarded, he's in a wheelchair or something.
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Betsy
5 years ago
My TITS are like bee stingers!
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Dean Norris bald head
5 years ago
I shined all the time on the set of breaking bad!
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Harry Dick
5 years ago
My name is a fuuuuccking joke! Harry Dick?! Bastard kids can't stop laughing!
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Fekkish
5 years ago
I knew one day I'd be gone so I made a mold of my PENIS for future generations!
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BOSS
5 years ago
Senator McFaggot is one of the most respected citizens in the country, McBane. And yet you ran his limo off a cliff, drove a garbage truck threw his mansions front door, and broke the necks of three of his family members?!
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Senator McFaggot
5 years ago
If elected, I will raise your taxes!
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SAD
5 years ago
Hi, folks! I haven't been happy for a while, so I swallowed a FELODESENE CHIP! I'll be dead in a matter of minutes, farewell!
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MOTHER MAYBELLE
5 years ago
SINGING: my children are gone for good. They're never coming back! Good Riddance! HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY!
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Mr Prick
5 years ago
I hate my neighbors, the BAILEY family! Why do they have such a faaggy name?! BAILEY! I'm gonna take a ripe dump on their porch!!
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James
5 years ago
YOU! Have no fuuuccking idea! How could you do this to me? I hope you understand, why I have to put this gun in my mouth!
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Tim
5 years ago
Why does my ass smell after I take a ripe dump?
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Horny Toad
5 years ago
Katie Searfoss is going to assimilate me in her new butt lifter panty. Katie pulled her pants down, grabbed me with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist and injected her assimilation tubules in my neck! I jumped and grabbed her ass. As Katie injected her nanoprobes into me I rubbed her butt. Katie's ass is so firm and round in the butt pads lifting her firm cheeks.
Put these savages in jail!!!
I told my wife, I represent PERFECTION! Something she is not.ctonight I sleep on the couch!
My wife said she's really tired of my SUPERIORITY COMPLEX. I told her, it's not a complex, dear, it's a FACT!
People are disgusting. They should suffer the same fate as the animals they abuse. I'm hungry.
People are disgusting. They should suffer the same fate as the animals they abuse.
I don't want CRITICAL DILLDO THEORY taught to my ass hole son!
I've been expelled from U.F.C! I use to be a borg drone, instead of fighting my opponent I injected my assimilation tubules into his neck, he got weak and I helped him to the ground and he started turning pale. Guess you're not suppose to assimilate your boxing opponent!
My son is retarded, he's in a wheelchair or something.
My TITS are like bee stingers!
I shined all the time on the set of breaking bad!
My name is a fuuuuccking joke! Harry Dick?! Bastard kids can't stop laughing!
I knew one day I'd be gone so I made a mold of my PENIS for future generations!
Senator McFaggot is one of the most respected citizens in the country, McBane. And yet you ran his limo off a cliff, drove a garbage truck threw his mansions front door, and broke the necks of three of his family members?!
If elected, I will raise your taxes!
Hi, folks! I haven't been happy for a while, so I swallowed a FELODESENE CHIP! I'll be dead in a matter of minutes, farewell!
SINGING: my children are gone for good. They're never coming back! Good Riddance! HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY!
I hate my neighbors, the BAILEY family! Why do they have such a faaggy name?! BAILEY! I'm gonna take a ripe dump on their porch!!
YOU! Have no fuuuccking idea! How could you do this to me? I hope you understand, why I have to put this gun in my mouth!
Why does my ass smell after I take a ripe dump?
Katie Searfoss is going to assimilate me in her new butt lifter panty. Katie pulled her pants down, grabbed me with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist and injected her assimilation tubules in my neck! I jumped and grabbed her ass. As Katie injected her nanoprobes into me I rubbed her butt. Katie's ass is so firm and round in the butt pads lifting her firm cheeks.