Petition for Rudy Juliana Kuhn to meet Harry Styles
We, the undersigned eligible fans of the Bad Friends Podcast, petition Harry Styles and Harry Styles’ management to meet Rudy Juliana Kuhn.
Shall Harry Styles grant Rudy Juliana Kuhn the opportunity to meet for a time period up to but no longer than 60 minutes. This includes but not limited to, hand holding, small talk about anime, Eskimo kisses, five genuine compliments, squeezing of the biceps, a piggy back ride, two acapella performances, a lock of hair, a best of three game of gin rummy, saying I love you in Tagalog, a tandem bicycle ride, a Harry Styles shirtless car wash, and a pair of used underwear worn on tour. No Star Wars talk.