Too long have we allowed this to be. Too long has Josh Cain been an existence. We've had it. Sign this petition so we can let the White House know how we feel about Josh Cain. Forward this to seven people or you know Josh Cain will show up in your bedroom, and you best believe he'll be bringing a ghost. Sign now or you'll be holding your piece for like forever. Your piece about your feelings about the Josh Cain written for the DFP. He is a blight and an eyesore. Josh Cain raped our crops and ate our women. Josh Cain is in favor of higher taxes - on ice cream. When Josh Cain has free time he goes into libraries he takes all the books with authors who's last name starts with Z and rearranges them into the H section. Sometimes when it's nice out Josh Cain just likes to relax. Do you remember that animal you had? Do you remember Josh Cain being there when it died? No? Remember harder. It's no coincidence.

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