This surely shouldn't surprise anyone due to my general fangirl-ness but, I'm turning 30 in a little over a month and I'd, naively, like to ask that my favorite artist perform a classic Allman Brother's tune for me. It's my birthday wish, okay...just roll with it.

John Mayer, I know you're super busy in the studio (but hey, that's a perfect place to practice) but could you please sing "Sweet Melissa" for me? I've been a fan for OVER a decade, attending your shows all over and....I dunno, this would be the most excellent of birthday gifts. The only other gift I'm asking for is to make a donation to the local Humane Society. My 30th would be perfect should I recieve both of these gifts!