dear Joel,
You should not shave because it makes life easier, and you look bomb af with facial hair. If you don't shave it would make a lot of us happy.
Thank you,
Joel girls
(@joelsboricua
December 27, 2015
The momentum is incredible. Joel has definitely noticed the movement.
joel don't shave, but if you do can you put all the little hairs in a bag and mail em to me yea? thnx i love you xoxoxoxo
DEAR JOEL DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT TOUCHING THAT RAZOR. DONT DO IT MAN.
bruh just dont ok? u look way better like this. leave it alone.
if you shave i might actually cry. seriously keep the beard it is literally perfect.
u look like a legend right now dont ruin it by shaving it all off lol
If you shave your face I'll shave my head. And I don't want to do that. Pls. Don't shave.
preach
if he shaves i riot
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joel don't shave, but if you do can you put all the little hairs in a bag and mail em to me yea? thnx i love you xoxoxoxo