WE, THE UNDERSIGNED, ARE AMERICAN FANATICS WE ARE AMERICAN EXTREMISTS WE CHERISH THE USA WE BELIEVE IN OUR CONSTITUTION WE RESPECT AND REVERE THE U.S. FLAG WE CHERISH, RESPECT AND WISH TO PROTECT OUR FREEDOM WE CHERISH, RESPECT AND WISH TO PROTECT OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS WE SUPPORT AND RESPECT OUR PRESIDENT AND HIS ADMINISTRATION WE SUPPORT AND RESPECT OUR CONGRESS WE SUPPORT AND RESPECT OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM WE SUPPORT U. S. DOMESTIC AND FOREIGN POLICIES WE SUPPORT, RESPECT AND ARE PROUD OF OUR U.S. MILITARY WE LOVE DEMOCRACY WE LOVE CAPITALISM WE LOVE PEACE TO PROTECT AND TO SAVE OUR BELOVED USA, OUR AMERICAN BELIEFS, OUR AMERICAN FREEDOM, OUR AMERICAN RIGHTS AND OUR AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE WE DECLARE A JIHAD AGAINST THE INFIDELS WE DECLARE A JIHAD AGAINST THE INFIDELS WHO HATE THE USA WE DECLARE A JIHAD AGAINST THE INFIDELS WHO DISRESPECT AND DESECRATE THE U. S. FLAG WE DECLARE A JIHAD AGAINST THE INFIDELS WHO DISRESPECT OUR CONSTITUTION WE DECLARE A JIHAD AGAINST THE INFIDELS WHO DISRESPECT OUR FOUNDING FATHERS WE DECLARE A JIHAD AGAINST THE INFIDELS WHO ABUSE OUR CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS AND FREEDOM WE DECLARE A JIHAD AGAINST THE INFIDELS WHO DISRESPECT OUR PRESIDENT AND HIS ADMINISTRATION WE DECLARE A JIHAD AGAINST THE INFIDELS WHO DISRESPECT THE LEGISLATIVE AND JUDICIARY BRANCH OF OUR GOVERNMENT WE DECLARE A JIHAD AGAINST THE INFIDELS WHO UNDERMINE AMERICAN POLICIES HERE AND ABROAD WE DECLARE A JIHAD AGAINST THE INFIDELS WHO UNDERMINE THE AMERICAN QUEST FOR PEACE FOR THE MIDDLE EAST, IRAQ AND WORLD BY AIDING, PROTECTING AND SIDING WITH THE ENEMIES OF PEACE IN SUMMARY, WE DECLARE A JIHAD AGAINST THE FOLLOWING CELEBRITY INFIDELS WHO COMMITTED THESE TREASONOUS ACTS: 1. ROSIE O\'DONNELL 2. SEAN PENN 3. MARTIN SHEEN 4. BARBARA STREISAND 5. JANEANNE GAROFALO 6. SUSAN SARANDON 7. WOODY HARRELSON 8. JESSE JACKSON 9. GEORGE CLOONEY 10. DANNY GLOVER 11. SHERYL CROW 12. ED ASNER 13. JESSICA LANGE 14. GORE VIDAL 15. ALEC BALDWIN 16. TIM ROBBINS 17. SPIKE LEE IF YOU WANT TO JOIN US ON OUR JIHAD, SIGN THE PETITION. ADD NAME OR NAMES TO THE LIST OF INFIDELS BY E-MAIL IF YOU KNOW THAT HE OR SHE COMMITTED TREASONOUS ACTS LISTED ABOVE.