I just spent the last hour trying to look up the price of U-Haul rentals to California because apparently she is serious about this whole nonsense and it makes me want to scream. She keeps sending me links to apartments in LA but I just ignore them because frankly if I dont look at them they might not exist.

I really thought this was just a funny thing I was doing during lunch but now it feels like a whole movement which is actually kind of terrifying because Jessica saw the page and her face was totally priceless. Maybe she will actually stay in Wisconsin now that she knows how many people think moving to California is a huge mistake despite her weird obsession with palm trees.