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Look, I know this gal named Jazzy. She is a huge disrespect for this planet. Please sign this petition so on the next NASA mission she will be tied via rope to the rocket and get ejected off of Earth.
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May 5, 2016
I am currently compiling a formal proposal to outline the logistics required for this extraction mission. NASA officials have not yet responded to my initial inquiries regarding payload capacity and tether safety protocols. I will provide a report on their lack of communication once I have exhausted all official contact channels.
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bye jazz lmao,, have fun actually physically dying from oxygen deprivation my dude :^)) don't forget to write
We need to get rid of this aberration before it procreates. Vote for Trump to make this happen
jazzy lick a beach and swallow a fish that gives u aids
get the job done
B-b-benny and the jets
Jazzy die
I just want them to shut up about this damn petition
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Final supporters
Look, I know this gal named Jazzy. She is a huge disrespect for this planet. Please sign this petition so on the next NASA mission she will be tied via rope to the rocket and get ejected off of Earth.
Updates
May 5, 2016
I am currently compiling a formal proposal to outline the logistics required for this extraction mission. NASA officials have not yet responded to my initial inquiries regarding payload capacity and tether safety protocols. I will provide a report on their lack of communication once I have exhausted all official contact channels.
16 Comments
I knew we should've tied you to the first rockets we sent into the atmosphere. We should've known the mistake you'd be.
bye jazz lmao,, have fun actually physically dying from oxygen deprivation my dude :^)) don't forget to write
We need to get rid of this aberration before it procreates. Vote for Trump to make this happen
jazzy lick a beach and swallow a fish that gives u aids
get the job done
B-b-benny and the jets
Jazzy die
I just want them to shut up about this damn petition
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I knew we should've tied you to the first rockets we sent into the atmosphere. We should've known the mistake you'd be.