Jay-Z: Please Give a Rock to a Fish!
On the Bad Lip Reading video "Morning Dew" - at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUcszN8jRB8 - you asked, "Who wants to see me give a rock to a fish?" Strangely, you didn't sound quite like yourself in that video, but regardless, here is your answer:
WE ALL WANT TO SEE YOU GIVE A ROCK TO A FISH!
Mr. Z, we know you have a sense of humor. We also know you're a busy guy. Here's one way you could do this easily:
1. Next time you see a pet shop, find a rock. No, don't eat it! Just bring it with you.
2. Go into the pet shop and point out that you're Jay-Z, so it's cool to shoot a little video in here, right?
3. Have one of the thousands of people in your entourage film you gently dropping the rock into one of the fish tanks.
4. Post anywhere on the internet!
5. Make sure not to accidentally limbo in Idaho.
We're sure that however you do it, you'll do it in your own style. The important thing is that the populace who has made you rich and able to do much more important things in this world are asking you: please give a rock to a fish! Thank you for your time.