Jason, we are worried. Your excessive Tinder use and incoherent phrases has Temple Dads coming together in hopes that you may see a specialist. We’re not entirely sure any doctor in the world could properly diagnose you, but we need to start somewhere. “Swiping right” with Tinder Premium at house parties and going to bars without ordering a drink is not normal and possibly could be considered psychotic. By signing this petition, you acknowledge to help Jason “Hermit” Babb in any way possible to hopefully help him regain his sanity after he blew it out as a “load” on a Berks leather couch a few semesters ago...