We, the undersigned, out of appreciation for the awesomeness of the character known as Jar Jar Binks, in order to once and for all establish said character's place in history as one of the best Star Wars characters of all time, and to provide said character with the spotlight he so richly deserves, do petition Lucasfilm and the Walt Disney Company to produce a feature film which centers around Jar Jar Binks as the main and titled character.
We, the undersigned, out of appreciation for the awesomeness of the character known as Jar Jar Binks, in order to once and for all establish said character's place in history as one of the best Star Wars characters of all time, and to provide said character with the spotlight he so richly deserves, do petition Lucasfilm and the Walt Disney Company to produce a feature film which centers around Jar Jar Binks as the main and titled character.
Jar Jar --just look at that face. The face of a thinker, the face of a warrior-- this movie's gotta be made!