Jacob Coomer, 19, from Brisbane, is literally the worst person everyone knows. We need 100 signatures to prove that he is the worst person. He steals from you, he lies to you, he gets naked in front of you, all so he can satisfy his disgusting needs. With your signature we can show that Jacob Coomer is the worst person, and forever have bragging rights on him that 100 people think he is the worst. So please sign this petition giving us your full support!

Note: This is a joke.