It's time for the polar vortex to return to the North Pole. The polar vortex has been the source of untold misery and suffering for the people of the Midwest, Northeast and Mid-Atlantic states. Adding to the misery are people not from those states, who let it be known by text or social media that they have a superior lifestyle by not choosing to live in a location that is hospitable to penguins. Or the fellow citizens of these states, that because of better incomes, non school-age children, or both, can visit tropical beaches and post pictures of their Mai Tais - further eroding our sense of well being. Please sign this petition if you are cold and think it should stop.