It's My Pen
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By signing this petty petition, I pledge:
1. I will always keep a pen by myself at all times, at all places whatever the situation may be.
2. If I don't have a pen and I need it immediately, I will buy it.
3. If I can't buy the pen when I need it immediately, I will borrow a pen from someone, use it and make sure that I will return it to its respectful owner. After that, I will to go to a shop and buy a pen. I will not shame myself by asking for a pen.
4. If someone borrows a pen from me or anyone else, I will ensure that he/she returns it after using it to the rightful owner.
5. If the person refuses to return the pen, I will let him/her keep the pen and give 5 bucks and tell, "It's a pen, not your f-ing personal property. Buy one of your own."
Please sign and forward this petition if you have faced a shortage of pens because someone borrowed a pen from you and forgot to return/was too arrogant to return. Use #IOwnAPenSoShouldYou when posting this petition on various social networks.
Regards
A Frustrated Guy Whose Pen was Taken Away. Forever.
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