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I can keep my hair

43 Comments

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Lemon Lemon · petition starter
3 years ago

wtf

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John F Kennedy
3 years ago

As a fellow homosexual, I support you and your homosexual hair. Go bisexuals.

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Lyndon B Johnson
3 years ago

ur short

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Richard Nixon
3 years ago Featured

richard as in DICK HAHHHEHAH i dropped out of office cuz i committed crimes pls forgive i will give hair <3

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Gerald Ford
3 years ago

dad got impeached and my hair got snatched

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Jimmy Carter
3 years ago Featured

Hello from hospice care! I stopped farming peanuts and building houses at age 98 to support your hair.

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Ronald Reagan
3 years ago

sorry it's my fault that people can't live a stable life and have good hair

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Bill Clinton
3 years ago

i stopped having affairs just to sign this petition

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George W Bush
3 years ago

good luck shawty bae

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Donald Trump
3 years ago

HEHEHEE

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Joe Biden
3 years ago

The United States of America supports you and your hair.

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Bestie Westie for the Restie
3 years ago

<3

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Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schli
3 years ago

BALSL

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Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow
3 years ago

GO HOMOSEXUAK HAIR

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UwU slay yum pussy
3 years ago

Yes slay

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Deirdre Beaubeirdre
3 years ago

he

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Northernmost Testicle
3 years ago

pls no lose jaír i want to munch

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Eichhörnchen Dingledongle
3 years ago

RAAAHHHHHH

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Pussy uwu
3 years ago

Yw

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discord mod
3 years ago

i want to suck your hair please dont loose it