Hulk Hogan for President 2016
Dear Concerned Patriot, Let's face it, American Politics has not exactly catered to the needs of the people. Both parties bicker and argue like children about ideas that in many cases even coincide. It is time to give the American people a real choice. Hulk Hogan, WWE Hall-of-Famer, is a true American. Twelve time world champ and winner of two consecutive Royal Rumbles, Hogan is obviously the kind of man who can handle a challenge. With relatively no political background he is exactly the kind of man we need in office. A fresh face on the scene with only his conscience and his fists to guide him, Hulk Hogan would smack down modern day issues the way he took down The Iron Sheik in his first WWF Championship in 1984. The All-American, super-patriot, Hollywood Hulk Hogan would return America to the people. Not the 1%, not the 99% but the 100%. Possibly the 110%. Will you join us in restoring America, the Hulkamania way? Sincerely, The Creators of the Handlebars and Pain Party P.S. If Hogan agrees to run we will request that the Ultimate warrior become his running mate.