Erin Murray 0

Jennifer Lawrence should consider hanging out with me occasionally.

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I'm a simple, moderately well-groomed, twenty-something girl who often lacks grace and poise. My facial expressions often morph into full-body expressions. I really like food and detest the diet-and-shame culture that is perpetuated by the media at large. Being social is not my expertise, but I consider myself pretty genial, despite my lack of conventional charm. 

Basically, I think that Jennifer Lawrence and I would probably get along. I'm not any sort of fanatical, so this won't end in some weird situation where a lack of signatures results in hang-up phone calls and mysterious packages. I just want some agreement that if we met IRL, Jennifer Lawrence would like me as much as I like her. I'm talking first grade, can-we-hang-out-on-the-monkey-bars-and-make-fun-of-boys type stuff; we'd probably sit at the same lunch table. Don't read into this. 

Mockingjay is filming in and around the Atlanta area, so if Miss Lawrence wanted to get pizza or something, I promise I wouldn't make it any weirder than it already is. No big production, no bragging to people about my new celeb best friend, just two similarly aged, heterosexual girls eating food and talking about stuff. No pressure.

I can provide references of my integrity as a friend, proof of citizenship, lack of attempts to harm any celebrity or common citizen (one time Neko Case denied me a high five and I was pretty huffy about it, so I'll put that transgression out there. But who rejects a high five?!), and clean record with federal, state and local law enforcement (except for some traffic violations. What I lack in driving skills, I make up for in loyalty, trustworthiness and street smarts. We could totally take a cab if it's an issue.) 

So, if you agree with the above, please add your signature.



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