Twitter is more than just a place for mindless political thoughts. You know that and I know that. But there is one among us who doesn’t yet understand. Her name is Katharine. She is our classmate and our friend, but sadly, she lacks something truly crucial: a Twitter account. We need YOUR help to open our friend’s eyes to this unexplored world that lays before her. If we get 40 signatures, Katharine will finally be forced to start a Twitter account and enter the land of niche memes, Brooklyn Nine Nine fandoms, and social revolutions.
Twitter deserves to see this beautiful tea loving, avocado toast enthusiast, and Princess Diaries lover. Sign our petition today (we’ll give you a cookie if you do)
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February 14, 2019
I was just checking in with Katharine and she asked why her phone kept buzzing with notifications about tea memes so I had to play it cool and pretend it was just a glitch in the algorithm. It is getting harder to hide this from her but seeing the support coming in makes me feel like we are really on the verge of finally dragging her into the chaos of the timeline.
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where is the cookie i was promised? also get on twitter already
i need u to see the memes i send u in person instead of just showing u on my phone
:D
Yes. :)
KATHARINE GET A TWITTER
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:) pls join
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Twitter is more than just a place for mindless political thoughts. You know that and I know that. But there is one among us who doesn’t yet understand. Her name is Katharine. She is our classmate and our friend, but sadly, she lacks something truly crucial: a Twitter account. We need YOUR help to open our friend’s eyes to this unexplored world that lays before her. If we get 40 signatures, Katharine will finally be forced to start a Twitter account and enter the land of niche memes, Brooklyn Nine Nine fandoms, and social revolutions.
Twitter deserves to see this beautiful tea loving, avocado toast enthusiast, and Princess Diaries lover. Sign our petition today (we’ll give you a cookie if you do)
Updates
February 14, 2019
I was just checking in with Katharine and she asked why her phone kept buzzing with notifications about tea memes so I had to play it cool and pretend it was just a glitch in the algorithm. It is getting harder to hide this from her but seeing the support coming in makes me feel like we are really on the verge of finally dragging her into the chaos of the timeline.
18 Comments
KATHARINE PLEASE. literally everyone is already on here. ur missing all the tea
where is the cookie i was promised? also get on twitter already
i need u to see the memes i send u in person instead of just showing u on my phone
:D
Yes. :)
KATHARINE GET A TWITTER
Comments hehehe
:) pls join
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KATHARINE PLEASE. literally everyone is already on here. ur missing all the tea