Twitter is more than just a place for mindless political thoughts. You know that and I know that. But there is one among us who doesn’t yet understand. Her name is Katharine. She is our classmate and our friend, but sadly, she lacks something truly crucial: a Twitter account. We need YOUR help to open our friend’s eyes to this unexplored world that lays before her. If we get 40 signatures, Katharine will finally be forced to start a Twitter account and enter the land of niche memes, Brooklyn Nine Nine fandoms, and social revolutions.

Twitter deserves to see this beautiful tea loving, avocado toast enthusiast, and Princess Diaries lover. Sign our petition today (we’ll give you a cookie if you do)