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Dress Ian Austin up in yellow Lycra, liberally adorn his pouty lips with bright pink lipstick, smudge it with marigolds so he has that "just sucked Tony's cawk" look ... and then quietly croon "Tie A Yellow Ribbon" into his ear while ruffling his hair and roughly thumbing his arse"
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Poor Ian he isnt gunna know what hit him lol.
he's upset now because Ed Balls beat him to it
This is superb, tears in my eyes.
Can we make sure we get someone with big hands to do the thumbing please.
Just because I can't stop laughing
It's what Ian really wants but he's too timid to ask.
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
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Dress Ian Austin up in yellow Lycra, liberally adorn his pouty lips with bright pink lipstick, smudge it with marigolds so he has that "just sucked Tony's cawk" look ... and then quietly croon "Tie A Yellow Ribbon" into his ear while ruffling his hair and roughly thumbing his arse"
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Honestly this is the best thing ive read all day. My sides are actually hurting.
Poor Ian he isnt gunna know what hit him lol.
he's upset now because Ed Balls beat him to it
This is superb, tears in my eyes.
Can we make sure we get someone with big hands to do the thumbing please.
Just because I can't stop laughing
It's what Ian really wants but he's too timid to ask.
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Honestly this is the best thing ive read all day. My sides are actually hurting.