Sobo has been ruling our poor little friend group with an iron fist, for months on end we have had nothing but brutality from his leadership- if you could even call it that.

I say we take matters into our own hands for once. Take down his cruel self and rebuild society to better suit the needs of the people.

Now, you might be asking, how do I plan to do that? Well my friends, it's simple.

1. Signing this petition gives us authority. He must listen to our cries. His terrible reign will not only bring us closer together, but give us power.

2. We jump him. He crush his balls on the pavement and steal his phone, rendering him without control. Then, we democratically elect a leader. Someone strong. Someone capable. Someone charismatic, and able to rally people together for a cause.

3. We slowly allow Sobo back into society. Little by little, not allowing him to gain too much of what he had before back.

We will fight for our rights. Our freedom. Our democracy. Like the founding fathers, we will start a new, broken free from the lasting tyranny of Britain- I mean Sobo.

I need you. We need each other.

(Also I will give everyone whatever roles they want if I am elected)

Thank you.