Help Christian Weston Chandler Recycle Semen
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Chris jerks off 24 hours a day.
He cannot afford to lose his semen.
We need to build a massive factory to recycle his semen.
We will need a billion dollars, as well as 5000 gallons of Fanta.
This will last him a week.
Please, help us.
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