In Brighton there is a Café called the Marwood where trustafarians go to stare at one another and swap notes on the Sartre books they haven't read. If Russell Brand were to be sealed up inside the Café no one who wasn't already interested in him would have to look at him, and he'd probably have a nice time in there.

If you've watched Doctor Who you'll know that under Stone Henge there's a cell called the Pandorica that all the super cool monsters use to imprison the Doctor. This is the same, except that it has a 100% success rate: no one who has entered the Marwood has ever left.