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Do you know a wanker that drinks alone? We all do, and it is shameful!!! Do not let your friends, co-workers, or known associates drink alone. Bring them to the hash. At the hash we cum together to enjoy debauchery and drunken shenanigans. Why should others miss out? From this moment on, I recommend that there be Hasher Anonymous meetings anytime a virgin is introduced at the Hash. This is your opportunity to introduce yourself and say something welcoming like "Show us your bewbs"...then consume a tasty beverage with the new wanker.
By signing this petition, you agree to show the young virgin how to be the worst possible hasher ever. Add your Kennel(s) in the comments.