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Conrads mates have had his 40th birthday trip to Germany booked for months. Conrad is now saying he can't go to his own 40th because of work. Sign this petition if you think conrad needs to find his balls and get on the trip. People of Darwen let's gang up on him!!
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CONRAD YOU ABSOLUTE PLONKER! PACK YOUR BAGS AND GET TO GERMANY ALREADY!
dont be a melt conrad. work will still be there monday, your 40th wont.
Just coz your an old fart doesn't mean you can't celebrate it. U can always take your Zimmer frame with you.
who cares about work mate?? its just a job. this is your 40th ffs
Cmon Conny t ...only reason you not going is because you have to get a round in !!!!
Conrad Turner and his flat Dick behaviour need eradicating from existence....
Stop being a faggot
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Final supporters
Conrads mates have had his 40th birthday trip to Germany booked for months. Conrad is now saying he can't go to his own 40th because of work. Sign this petition if you think conrad needs to find his balls and get on the trip. People of Darwen let's gang up on him!!
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bet youve already got the beer money saved up u boring sod. get on that plane.
CONRAD YOU ABSOLUTE PLONKER! PACK YOUR BAGS AND GET TO GERMANY ALREADY!
dont be a melt conrad. work will still be there monday, your 40th wont.
Just coz your an old fart doesn't mean you can't celebrate it. U can always take your Zimmer frame with you.
who cares about work mate?? its just a job. this is your 40th ffs
Cmon Conny t ...only reason you not going is because you have to get a round in !!!!
Conrad Turner and his flat Dick behaviour need eradicating from existence....
Stop being a faggot
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bet youve already got the beer money saved up u boring sod. get on that plane.