For Governor Abbott to Call the Border Crisis an Invasion

This isn't chocolate pudding in my underwear!

PCP! Gang members on PCP!

My wife bought a whiny dog and named the F-U-C-K-I-N-G thing POO-POO! Too bad she didn't use the S word!

My wife is queen of the harpies. QUEEN OF THE HARPIES! Here's your crown your majesty! QUEEN OF THE HARPIES!!!

History recorded that I invented RACISM!

I failed my physical to join the army. I have TESTICULAR CANCER!!!!

I've been searching the HISTORICAL DOCUMENTS. There's no record of how many times LISA KRAMER'S crotch was licked!

My wife thinks she's too good to PEE in the SINK!

My boss said, I need to treat him with more respect! I said, would you SHUT THE F-U-C-K UP, FOR ONCE?!

Ladies and gentlemen, the first evil has declared war against America. I'm of course, talking about that N-I-G-G-E-R OBAMA!

It's an Invasion. Stop bussing these Illegal Aliens breaking in to the United States into the INTERIOR of the country. Send the busses back to Mexico like Kari Lake will do in Arizona when she becomes Governor.

We cannot afford this.... not financially or physically. Our schools are overrun, our border is being taken over by cartels. The drugs pouring in are literally killing our citizens and overrunning our

My wife sm*cks me when I smell where she just sat!

My wife sm*cks me when I ask other women their panty sizes and what color they're wearing!

It's time to stop this it's bad

It's time to stop this intentional invasion and put our citizens welfare first. Thank you for you time and work to achieve and tackle this horrific act of this administration!

SECURE THE BORDER before it is too late. Save the children from being sex trafficked across the border and from the fentanyl travesty.

When I caught my wife handcuffed to the bed with the stripper, I said, DON'T! We are WAY beyond BULL$HIT here!

Now look here, I'm, I'm---YOU KNOW WHO I AM!

I'm sick of you C-O-C-K SUCKERS complaining about the border! Build the wall yourselves ---FAAGGOTS!