Whereas today is only Monday, and Whereas Tuesday is a bit rubbish really, and Whereas Wednesday is "hump" day which sounds more than a little dirty, and Whereas this week has just been exhausting already, and Whereas the sooner it's Wednesday, the sooner it will be Friday, and Whereas the measurement of time is no more than a human-made construct, and Whereas a four day work week would rock my stripey socks, Let it therefore be resolved that we skip over this whole "Tuesday" thing this week and jump straight into Wednesday. I think 100 signatures should be enough to push this through, don't you?