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Give Colton 50/50 on his essay

Give Colton 50/50 on his essay

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McSwagDanks
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Your M.
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Zac S.
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Carson D.
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Jack H.
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RaeLeigh M.
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Tara K.
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DJ O.
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Anec N.
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John C.
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Started by Colton Gerry 10 years, 10 months ago

My unnamed English teacher hates memes. So I'm doing this (as a joke, ok school, don't expel me plz) in order to get an A on my dank essay instead of the C I didn't deserve. Through popular opinion let us change my grade. Let me link back to my essay HERE

Updates

September 25, 2015

I am currently waiting for a sit down with my English teacher to review this grade. Post the link to the essay on your Facebook page and text three friends to keep the pressure on.

September 25, 2015

The momentum behind this grade dispute is real and it shows that my teacher needs to reconsider the current mark. Text three friends the link to the petition right now. Email the department head to demand they look at my essay.

30 Comments

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Llama mama
10 years ago Featured

If I had the ability to give this essay an award it would be the mother of all awards a llama could give a mama.

J
10 years ago Featured

The true dankness of the word dank cannot be described by dank words but only dank acts

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AuntJemima
10 years ago Featured

'Twas frankly the dankest essay of have read in my life and deserves a 420 praise the rarest pepe

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McSwagDanks
10 years ago

M8 swag yes

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Cole Samuels
10 years ago

ASRIEL MEEMURR

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Zac Sweet
10 years ago

I am Zac, Protector of Zaun.

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Carson Douglas
10 years ago

STUPID EGGLISH TEACHER

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Jack Hauffmen
10 years ago

420/420 gr8

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