In 1939 and 1940
lands from Finland, Romania, Poland, and Czechoslovakia (Slovakia) were stolen from these respective countries by the Soviet Union and Hungary.

It's time that the governments of Finland, Romania, Poland, and Slovakia all banded together to get back their lands that were stolen from them by the Soviet Union. Since Russia has once again decided to aggressively annex lands in Eastern Europe, aka Crimea. Then I think that it is about time that these respective countries got their lands back that were stolen from them, since Russia has decided to aggressively expand in Eastern Europe by taking the Crimea from Ukraine.

Who is with me? Who wants to petition these governments to get these lands back? Hungary stole Transcarpthia from Czechoslovakia and parts of Transylvania from Romania in 1939. It is about time that Carpatho-Ukraine was returned to its rightful owner of Slovakia and northern Bukovina and Bessarabia were taken from Moldova and Moldova united with Romania and the Southern Odessa Oblast piece of land in Odessa Oblast is returned back to Romania again.

I hope that the rest of the world will judge me fairly in redrawing the map of Eastern Europe and returning the lands back to the way that they were in 1939 before hostilities took place in 1939. Servpro, like it never even happened.

How about reuniting Korea, too? Since the United States and the Soviet Union severed Korea in half for their own selfish interests, let's reunite the Korean peninsula with Seoul as its capital. How about that?

The Soviet Union and the United States stole Korean land, too. Why can't the United Nations intervene in Crimea (like they did in Korea in 1950) and take back Crimea and give it back to Ukraine? Who cares if Russia has veto power in the UN? Give back Crimea to Ukraine and Kresy Wschodnie back to Poland and make Kaunas the capital of Lithuania again!

We need to make things right all over the globe. We need Northern Ireland united with the rest of Ireland. How about petitioning for that instead of IRA violence against Britain? How about Northern Ireland be given back to Ireland? Who cares about the Protestants not wanting to be in Ireland? Let's have a united Ireland!

Let's do that, too. And I am very serious about this sort of thing. This is a serious petition and not a joke.
Really, it's not a joke!