We of Kamachiland believe that Aku (currently @flying_raijin_hype, but this changes often) ought to be granted the Terminally Retarded role.

Our reasons are as follows:

He goes out of his way to misspell words

He refuses to read things properly

He frequently neglects to tag spoilers

He frequently posts things he claims to hate, and then self-reacts them

He frequently posts things in the wrong channels, despite constantly being told where things should go

Due to the above constant happenings, we believe granting him the role would be appropriate (and also funny).