Get Will a Fob for Classrooms

yes.

8 years ago Featured

But with William Twomey's fob on the side of righteousness, the shadows may be kept at bay but a moment longer.

And this too, is one of the dark places of the earth.

Pontius Pilate: So, yaw fatha was a Woman? Who was he? Brian: He was a Centurion, in the Jerusalem Garrisons. Pontius Pilate: Weally? What was his name? Brian: 'Naughtius Maximus'. [the Centurion laughs] Pontius Pilate: Centuwion, do we have anyone of that name in the gawwison? Centurion: Well, no, sir. Pontius Pilate: Well, you sound vewy sure. Have you checked? Centurion: Well, no, sir. Umm, I think it's a joke, sir... like, uh, 'Sillius Soddus' or... 'Biggus Dickus', sir. Pontius Pilate: [guard chuckles] What's so funny about "Biggus Dickus? " Centurion: Well, it's a joke name, sir. Pontius Pilate: I have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called 'Biggus Dickus'. [guard chuckles] Pontius Pilate: Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewy quickly with wotten behaviour like that. Brian: Can I go now, sir? [slap] Brian: Aaah! Eh. Pontius Pilate: Wait till Biggus Dickus hears of this! [guard chuckles] Pontius Pilate: Wight! Take him away! Centurion: Oh, sir, he - he only... Pontius Pilate: No, no. I want him fighting wabid, wild animals within a week. Centurion: Yes, sir. Come on, you. [takes the guard away as continues laughing histerically] Pontius Pilate: I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. - - Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus... [another guard chuckles] Pontius Pilate: ... Dickus? [more chuckling] Pontius Pilate: What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... 'Biggus'... [chuckle] Pontius Pilate: ... Dickus? [both guards chuckle] Pontius Pilate: He has a wife, you know. You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'... Incontinentia Buttocks Pontius Pilate: [Guards are laughing] Stop! What is all this? Pontius Pilate: [laughing continues] I've had enough of this wowdy webel sniggewing behaviour. Silence! Call yourselves Pwaetowian guards? You're not - Seize him! Seize him! Blow your noses an

Yes

My name is joe, and I support your petition.

8 years ago Featured

this is needed for the good of the school and the students. he could open the gac in the morning and put toast in it....

get this man a fob so he stops setting off the alarms

This seems like a good cause.