The selfish part of me doesn't want Brad to get pardoned because he is making a lot more shows now that he's on probation and has to pay off that huge fine. But think about that unintended consequence for a moment, after all the whole point of the trial was to deter him from doing more pranks right? Now he is doing far more pranks than ever, and if it is truly in the best interest of society to curb this antisocial behavior, then the only rational decision is to pardon Brad. Rob him of the notoriety his conviction has granted him, remove the fine & home detention which practically compel him to constantly prank people just to get by, then Brad will have no choice but to get a real job and become an upstanding productive member of society. Pardon Brad and everyone wins, except losers like me who listen to his stupid shows.
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Vaughan Alexander
7 years ago
Pardon this man!
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Anonymous
7 years ago
He provides great humor and has made me happier! He is just joshing people!
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David Weichmann
7 years ago
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Brad Carter is a true patriot who had the proverbial book thrown at him by a judge, who does not understand the concept of humor. This man has brought the word cactus into the daily lexicon of a significant amount of Americans and that in itself should warrant a pardon.
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William B
7 years ago
Sent me free stuff good guy.
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Nickolas Geeker
7 years ago
He did nuffin’ wrong
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Michael Argo
7 years ago
Please Pardon Brad, he saved my kitten from a near disaster with a semi and I owe him my life, or nine of them. Idk.
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Lizzy D
7 years ago
I don't know about you, but I don't want to live in a country where an American can't tell another American to go catch their fridge.
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Chris
7 years ago
Brad borrowed my neighbor's car to make an emergency run to the vet with my kitten Mr. Mittens. Brad as an American hero and should be pardoned from any and all crimes.
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Andy Anderson
7 years ago
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He may throw go cups out the window now and then but other than that he's a good kid. I vote pardon.
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Steven
7 years ago
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He didn't hack anything. He made some prank phone calls. Plus if you listen to the show the sponsors are the ones responsible. Judge was clearly pranked at one point in his life and biased.
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Adam Warner
7 years ago
Mr. Carter did 7/11, but Mr. Bush did 9/11. That makes them partners, and this was a relatatory injustice by the FBI since Bush cut them out and started Homeland Security. Bradly is innocent.
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Justfuckmy Shitupfamily
7 years ago
This is Bundy Ranch all over again. The government wants to tread all over the average citizen and what are you doing about it? Are you being a good little servant to the civil services? No officer, I'm not armed to the teeth with 3d printed firearms and pressure cookers and I have never heard of Ruby Ridge or Waco, I'm a good citizen. Brad Carter might not matter to you, but what happens when they come for your neighbor? Or your brother, or you? The government and its contractors (7/11 and jiffy lube) run everything. They control the news, the tv, the weather, the tap water, they're sending radio waves into your brains, people! What are you going to do about it? Are you gonna sit there like a good sheep or are you gonna STAND up for your rights? Brad is a wolf, and the lone wolf dies without the pack. We need to band together to fight off the beast and regain the rights our country was founded on. Where will you be when they pounce on you? Surely, you'll be a good citizen and not be stocking up on 5.56x45 m855 NATO ball that is rated to shoot through some level 3 ballistic plates and hoarding male supplements to regrow your hair after years of damage caused by tap water. DO NOT BE A COWARD okay phonewinners.com bye bye good luck bradley I love you
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Mr Cecil Biggs
7 years ago
Brad Carter is a bad person, but for other reasons. This pardon would serve to correct the public record, so that he may be punished for things he actually deserves to be punished for.
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michael P
8 years ago
RBCP is an American patriot
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Anonymous
8 years ago
Please... as one Donald to another
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Iriquois Pliskin
8 years ago
Yeah, free brad n stuff
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George constanza
8 years ago
I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think “That’s why I’m not a heterosexual.
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Alexander Cronk
8 years ago
"We need a president who wrote The Art of the Deal, okay?"
The selfish part of me doesn't want Brad to get pardoned because he is making a lot more shows now that he's on probation and has to pay off that huge fine. But think about that unintended consequence for a moment, after all the whole point of the trial was to deter him from doing more pranks right? Now he is doing far more pranks than ever, and if it is truly in the best interest of society to curb this antisocial behavior, then the only rational decision is to pardon Brad. Rob him of the notoriety his conviction has granted him, remove the fine & home detention which practically compel him to constantly prank people just to get by, then Brad will have no choice but to get a real job and become an upstanding productive member of society. Pardon Brad and everyone wins, except losers like me who listen to his stupid shows.
Pardon this man!
He provides great humor and has made me happier! He is just joshing people!
Brad Carter is a true patriot who had the proverbial book thrown at him by a judge, who does not understand the concept of humor. This man has brought the word cactus into the daily lexicon of a significant amount of Americans and that in itself should warrant a pardon.
Sent me free stuff good guy.
He did nuffin’ wrong
Please Pardon Brad, he saved my kitten from a near disaster with a semi and I owe him my life, or nine of them. Idk.
I don't know about you, but I don't want to live in a country where an American can't tell another American to go catch their fridge.
Brad borrowed my neighbor's car to make an emergency run to the vet with my kitten Mr. Mittens. Brad as an American hero and should be pardoned from any and all crimes.
He may throw go cups out the window now and then but other than that he's a good kid. I vote pardon.
He didn't hack anything. He made some prank phone calls. Plus if you listen to the show the sponsors are the ones responsible. Judge was clearly pranked at one point in his life and biased.
Mr. Carter did 7/11, but Mr. Bush did 9/11. That makes them partners, and this was a relatatory injustice by the FBI since Bush cut them out and started Homeland Security. Bradly is innocent.
This is Bundy Ranch all over again. The government wants to tread all over the average citizen and what are you doing about it? Are you being a good little servant to the civil services? No officer, I'm not armed to the teeth with 3d printed firearms and pressure cookers and I have never heard of Ruby Ridge or Waco, I'm a good citizen. Brad Carter might not matter to you, but what happens when they come for your neighbor? Or your brother, or you? The government and its contractors (7/11 and jiffy lube) run everything. They control the news, the tv, the weather, the tap water, they're sending radio waves into your brains, people! What are you going to do about it? Are you gonna sit there like a good sheep or are you gonna STAND up for your rights? Brad is a wolf, and the lone wolf dies without the pack. We need to band together to fight off the beast and regain the rights our country was founded on. Where will you be when they pounce on you? Surely, you'll be a good citizen and not be stocking up on 5.56x45 m855 NATO ball that is rated to shoot through some level 3 ballistic plates and hoarding male supplements to regrow your hair after years of damage caused by tap water. DO NOT BE A COWARD okay phonewinners.com bye bye good luck bradley I love you
Brad Carter is a bad person, but for other reasons. This pardon would serve to correct the public record, so that he may be punished for things he actually deserves to be punished for.
RBCP is an American patriot
Please... as one Donald to another
Yeah, free brad n stuff
I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think “That’s why I’m not a heterosexual.
"We need a president who wrote The Art of the Deal, okay?"