After seeing a photo of Jode with a local representative and friend Brian, we knew he had to go to prom with them both. The swaggin' pink bow tie ensures he would look snazzin' for the day, and Brian has already offered a free salmon dinner if all three go together. A representative's job is to represent - what better way to represent constituents than to go to prom with them?

Disclaimer: This entire petition is a joke. Don't worry Jode, we won't force you to go to prom with a male politician.