Sir David Frederick Attenborough, born in 1926, best known for writing and presenting the "Life" series as well as his comprehensive documentaries surveying and detailing all life on the planet is widely considered a national treasure in Britain… But what about the rest of the world?

Commonly referred to by his official title of “Attenbro” after graduating from the University Of Bro in 1926, this mans greatest asset is often regarded to be the soothing melting chocolate waterfall that is his voice.

When Attenbro speaks it has been compared to someone holding your head down to the table and making love to your ear while wearing a condom made of velvet.

He himself has articulated his great love for the English language but it begs the question…
All of the English language, Attenbro? All of it?

Surely this illustrious God of British Culture has some of the modern culture in his soul…
Surely this gilded figure of excellence… has a little bit of the chav in him.

The folks at Wyntre Industries (also graduates of Bro University) have gotten together to find out.

With this petition we ask that David Attenbro returns to the roots of his culture and releases to the world a sound byte of the following sentence;

"Yeeeeeaaaah bruv, munted innit. Attenbro # [hastag] F.T.W Lets get some minge, cuzzy."

In his trademark deep soothing voice.

Too long have we been deprived of the full potential of Attenbros skill.
Too long have we been left to "imagine" and "picture" the glorious stream of words that could otherwise flow from this magnificent specimens mouth.

The time is now friends!
It is time we stand up together and utilize the glorious potential of David Attenbros wonderful varnacular.

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