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Gareth: Please stop randoming

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Randoming is an incredibly serious issue plaguing pubs everywhere. It is a sickness that can affect a person's thoughts, behavior, feelings and sense of well being. While the maincomponentof Major Randomosis Disorder Syndrome is randoming the disease can affect the patient in many ways and has a long list of symptoms such as


- Urges to play hard carries

- Asking for TP scrolls

- Feeling like they're not at the right MMR

- Asking for wards/flying courier when out of stock

- Excessive flaming

- Feeding

- Feeling they can "stop at any time"

Note: Not all people with Major Randomosis Disorder Syndrome have these symptoms but if you random and suffer from 3 or more symptoms you should consult a doctor.


Some extreme conditions have even been known to random after everyone else has picked. The disease not only affects the patient but also the people close to him/her. Randomosis can tear teams, friendships and even families apart. Not enough is known about the disease at the time of writing but Valve are doing more research everyday with their "low priority" experiment trial. Though unfortunatly there is no known cure.


I have started this petition to raise awareness for this terrible disease and also as an intervention for Team Dazzle member Gareth. Please sign this petition and join the cause against randoming.

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